Haha, I absolutely love his response, especially “You are all degenerates and I hope you get the help you need.” 
I’m feeling superior today because despite hearing the siren call of Capacities and eyeing up their website at least once a week, I have resisted Because I don’t actually need a new app.
It was @sridhar who tempted me most recently with Capacities (in the thread on organising tasks and emails), and although I resisted setting up Capacities, I ended up downloading LunaTask. Ridiculous. (Interesting task manager though.)
Casey’s right, I am a degenerate.