Apple Developing Electric Car?

Not surprised… :sweat_smile:

Yeah, I got stuck on the middle of the road last week after reaching 0% battery and an old fashioned gasoline car crashed right into me. I’m now permanently bound to a wheelchair and Apple refuses to repair my car because I didn’t buy AppleCare+ for car insurance/accident coverage and all the components are soldered in anyways. :wink:

Okay, so… Apple finally replaced my car after persuading them, but the latest carOS update throttles the speed of the car to 50 MPH in order to prevent it from heating up and exploding. Oh, did I forget to mention the crazy thermal throttling? The fans can barely keep up!

Oh, and Apple chose to remove the steering wheel on the latest generation. It took a lot of courage to remove the steering wheel. The latest generation is now controlled by Siri and has an unconventional charging method, which ties into this story. It is part of the lore. :wink: