This is a medium-length rant.
I wanted to get the battery swapped on my Magic Trackpad 2 since it’s old and dies all the time.
A few days ago I went on Apple’s website, to the support section, and did the “get an estimate” thing. Told it I needed a battery for a Magic Trackpad. It told me that it estimated $29 for the cost. I’ve seen charts in the past with the costs (Magic Keyboard battery replacement costs $29 ⌚️ 🖥 📱 mac&egg has a screenshot of the chart that used to be on Apple’s site!), so this made sense. They said I could schedule an appointment at my local Apple store, which I didn’t do because this next week is chaotic and I don’t know when I’ll be able to bring it in.
Anyway, I didn’t have the trackpad with me today, but I was out in the area - so I stopped into the local Apple store. I figured I could verify whether they had a battery in stock, make an appointment and get it ordered if they didn’t, etc.
I told them I needed a battery replacement for my Magic Trackpad 2, and wanted to verify whether they had any in stock. I figured I’d schedule it a week or so out.
They said they NEVER verify stock before appointments. The policy is that you come out, the Genius person figures out what, if anything, they think is wrong, and only then do they see if they have the parts/items/whatever in stock. I told them I didn’t need a diagnostic - I just wanted to purchase the battery replacement service. They STILL said they wouldn’t check stock before an appointment.
Then they asked me again what device it was I was talking about. I told them it was a Magic Trackpad 2. So they went and asked a couple of guys that were standing on the other side of the store. According to them (a couple of self-proclaimed “long time Geniuses”), Magic Trackpad 2 batteries can’t be replaced. It’s not a thing that Apple does. If it’s in-warranty they replace the trackpad under warranty, otherwise I have to buy a new one. And of course I couldn’t find the proper Apple website showing the info when I was in the store, so I just had to leave.
Got home, and arranged a phone callback from Apple Support, or should I say FIVE callbacks. Got disconnected while being transferred/placed on hold FOUR TIMES. The fifth lady I got to write down my phone number in case we got disconnected.
Eventually the fifth person at Apple was able to determine that they USED TO do some sort of swap/battery service/whatever for out-of-warranty trackpads (i.e. I send them back the old trackpad, and they just send out another one for a fee), but they no longer do that because it’s too old.
So my only option is to order a different one.
And if that’s the final answer, I guess I get it. I would’ve been disappointed if the person at the store had been able to get me the final answer I eventually got, but I wouldn’t have been cranky.
But the fact that the “authoritative answer” at the store was clearly and obviously wrong and Apple made me jump through the “call me” hoop five times because the agents kept transferring me, putting me on hold and losing me, etc…that makes me cranky.
And of course it’s the time when my girlfriend is reconsidering getting a MacBook, and she gets to see this whole mess. Last time she was considering a MacBook (when the M1 was first coming out), she got to watch as Apple flubbed the customer service on my PowerBeats Pro earbuds.
I just wish Apple would get it together in terms of customer service.