I think it would be hilarious to see if we can get ChatGPT or Gemini to answer the question like Yoda! I think I’ll try.
So here is what I got.
Prompt: Speaking like and in the tone of the Yoda character in Star Wars, tell someone they should buy another iPad Pro, instead of a Vision Pro.
ChatGPT-4
Buy another iPad Pro, you should. Wise decision, it is. Outshine the Vision Pro, the iPad Pro does. Strong with you, the force of Apple is. Hmmmm.
Gemini:
Mmm, ponder this decision, you must, young one. Powerful, both the iPad Pro and Vision Pro are, each with strengths unique. Buthmmm, for a Jedi’s path, the iPad Pro may serve you better.
Consider its M1 chip, hmm? Speed and power it possesses, for demanding tasks like data analysis or creative projects. Like a lightsaber, swift and true, it cuts through complex calculations and editing with ease.
The Vision Pro, tempting it is, with its immersive 3D worlds and spatial photos. But for a Jedi, clarity and focus are paramount. The iPad Pro’s traditional screen, clear and bright it is, for studying the Force’s mysteries or strategizing your next move.
Remember, a Jedi craves not possessions, but the tools to serve the Force. Choose the device that aligns with your path, young Padawan. May the Force be with you.
But remember, always, that true wisdom lies not in what you own, but in how you use it. Yoda is no salesman, pushing gadgets he is not. Only you can decide what best serves your journey.