UPDATE: I did all of the tricks to de-liquid my phone. I still hate it, but it turns out that’s the least of my problems. I took my first extended car trip this weekend post iOS26 update, CarPlay was totally unusable. Music wouldn’t play, touchscreen was unresponsive. Maps froze basically half the time (missed about 6 turns/exits because it was at least 5min behind.) Google maps was a little better, but still barely usable.
Outside of CarPlay, my scroll response is terrible… slow, sometimes jittery. Flipping left/right to different home screens is super super laggy about 20% of the time. The stupid new games app keeps popping up and trying to do whatever the hell it seems to want to do (I don’t play games on my phone, so I have no intention of playing along with whatever it wants.) My camera app was also slow (using the hardware button as a shutter was ok, but all on-screen controls were slow and unreliable.) And, of course, through it all, my battery life is significantly worse.
My wife’s phone (same model as mine, bought same time, still on iOS18) worked perfectly. We gave up on my phone completely after about 4hrs and just shared hers for the weekend.
None of this is the end of the world, since I’ve been steadily moving toward using my phone a little as possible anyway, but I do need it for essential things (maps, music, messages, photos, and SHORTCUTS). For all those reasons, I have no need/desire to get a new phone, but whatever phone I have, I need it to work. What I have now is essentially a brick I carry in my pocket and have to charge 20% more often.
All this to say, my course is clear. I’ll be downgrading to iOS18 no matter what it takes. Apple’s got until I run out of security updates to convince me there’s a future beyond 18… otherwise I guess it’s android for me which will mean HUGE sacrifices in capabilities since I love my apple watch and airpods and I rely heavily on shortcuts. I’ve loved my iPhone since the iOS7 update and the iphone 12 hardware update… now the future is unclear. Maybe I’m in the inevitable 10yrs of purgatory when Apple takes away brilliantly working hardware/software for no good reason until they ultimately fix it after years of suffering (e.g. I’ve owned: macbook pro 2014 model = wonderful in every way; 2018 model = daily pain and suffering, no hdmi, horrible keyboard, no function keys, etc; 2022 M1, my current machine = best computer I’ve ever had.)