The main show, finally. Get on with it! Although I am pretty pumped about both Macs.
They missed Apple off of the Laptop graph
iPad mini gets a mention! 
Yes that would be interesting
Damn sexy looking iPad.
Please excuse the screeching from my credit card, it’ll calm down later!
That new Apple Pencil looks nice.
Ok, time to get my credit card out
Want want want want want want want, yes I want it already
Video shows off: new smart keyboard, pencil docking, some sort of button on pencil, and face ID (and probably some stuff I missed).
And there it is! Yeah!
Are we gonna see Phil?
Beautiful. I think there was wireless charging of the Pencil too!
Wait, do I get the 11" or the 12.9" now?! Dang it Apple.
Check #2 being signed
There you go, the 12.9” is the Ultimate iPad, why would you want the non-ultimate one?
My handbag colllection would like to not be replaced 
No notch lol!
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Wait, can we not lock it in portrait when needed?
I’m glad they kept the 4-orientation capability with FaceID. Some folks were speculating that they’d have to sacrifice that.
The 10.5" fits all my cases etc and is perfect of my daily carry - not sure I need the 12.9".